My name is Kendra L. Saunders. I'm the author of "Inanimate Objects", "Overlapping Visions" the upcoming dark comedy "Death and Mr. Right" (2013, Spence City), and "The Unlove Spell", as well as many works of poetry and short stories. I'm the arts interviewer for IPMNation and have interviewed musicians, NYT bestselling authors and fashion designers. I love all things Anglophile and Jazz Age. Former music store clerk and natural blonde. One cat allergy from a stereotypical writer. Best friend to the fabulous Dusty.
Coldplay, Muse and IAMX fan.
www.kendralsaunders.com
....they're all inanimate objects

Chris Corner puts a tail on himself and wiggles it.

You read that right.